tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post116895878505056377..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: The JLA Game!Scipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-23839271029162523782011-12-07T12:35:18.260-05:002011-12-07T12:35:18.260-05:00Oh my god, there's so much helpful info here!
...Oh my god, there's so much helpful info here!<br /><a href="http://www.realestateground.com/secure/homes/maryland/baltimore.html" rel="nofollow">Baltimore homes</a>Elvinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169440845621847902007-01-21T23:40:00.000-05:002007-01-21T23:40:00.000-05:00Snapper: Like, I am SO out of here. I'm gonna ac...Snapper: Like, I am SO out of here. I'm <BR/><BR/>gonna accept that gig with Marvel. "Rick <BR/><BR/>Jones." I like the sound of it..."<BR/><BR/>WW: Hmmf. Mmmf. No matter how I struggle, <BR/><BR/>I can't get into frame. Will one of you <BR/><BR/>guys untie me now? Oh, wait. Don't bother. <BR/><BR/> >Tee hee<<BR/><BR/>Flash: I dont know what Iris's problenm <BR/><BR/>is... What did she think "Fastest Man <BR/><BR/>Alive" meant, anyhow?<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: I don't care what they say. The ability <BR/><BR/>to talk to fish is TOO a cool super-power. <BR/><BR/>It is, it is, it is..<BR/><BR/>JJ: What the'... Omigawd, I forgot to put <BR/><BR/>on my shirt AGAIN! Funny, the others <BR/><BR/>never seem to notice...<BR/><BR/>Superman: Its a bird. Its a plane. Its ME. <BR/><BR/>Hee, hee. I love that bit...<BR/><BR/>GA: Man, J'onn forgot to put on his shirt <BR/><BR/>again. Martian BO is the worst!<BR/><BR/>GL: Oh, who am I kidding? I know they all <BR/><BR/>laugh at me. I dont have any super-powers; <BR/><BR/>its all the ring! It's just the ring!<BR/><BR/>Bat: I dont care what GA says. Robin is way <BR/><BR/>hotter than Speedy, any day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169303611527972432007-01-20T09:33:00.000-05:002007-01-20T09:33:00.000-05:00Superman: I'm missing Lawrence Welk for this?Green...<I>Superman: I'm missing Lawrence Welk for this?<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: I think I'm going to start growing a beard. Batman doesn't have a beard.</I><BR/><BR/>Nice.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169130322857290222007-01-18T09:25:00.000-05:002007-01-18T09:25:00.000-05:00Snapper: "*sigh* Mrs. Snapper Jordan...I guess I l...Snapper: "*sigh* Mrs. Snapper Jordan...I guess I like the sound of that."<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: "I'm thirsty. and why don't i get a chair? stupid air-breathers."<BR/><BR/>Manhunter: "Does he have to put his feet RIGHT in front of me? Stupid earthlings!"<BR/><BR/>Batman: "i bet out of all us, Hal's the most likely to snap and destroy a city. start devising take-down plan."rob!https://www.blogger.com/profile/17556471244882205031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169089679793889592007-01-17T22:07:00.000-05:002007-01-17T22:07:00.000-05:00Hal: "Man, these are some truly excellent tube soc...Hal: "Man, these are some truly excellent tube socks!"<BR/><BR/>Superman: "I wonder what they really think of my new hoodie..."<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: "If I stay very still, no one will notice that I snuck into the meeting."<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: "One more word from Hal, and I'm gonna slap the bejeezus out of him."<BR/><BR/>Flash: "Wow Hal, way to save the day by using your secret power of getting captured."<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: "His new hoodie looks ridiculous."<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: "What we can't even afford a full panel? What the hell is this, Dick Tracy?"<BR/><BR/>Snapper: "Those are some sweet-ass tube socks."<BR/><BR/>Batman: "Wait...to get to the other side...now I get it! Brilliant!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169085812254025732007-01-17T21:03:00.000-05:002007-01-17T21:03:00.000-05:00Snapper: Every word...every beautiful word he utte...Snapper: Every word...every beautiful word he utters is my new favourite song.<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Arthur is an 8, Kal's a 10, Oliver's a 7, J'onn...I'm not even going to touch that one.<BR/><BR/>Flash: "Will-deadening beam?" Were you up all night thinking up that one, ass?<BR/><BR/>Arthur: When he doesn't speak, Hal's about an 8, but by Neptune's beard, if that man can't talk himself down to a 2!<BR/><BR/>J'onn: It's like, these guys can only hear what Hal says. If they only knew the absurdity that rattles around this man's brain.<BR/><BR/>Superman: I've never really noticed before, but Hal has really slim legs. Like a chick.<BR/><BR/>Oliver: Maybe an arrow that plays mp3s?<BR/><BR/>Batman: This douchebag has exactly .5 seconds to get his feet off the table I paid for before he gets a batarang in each of them.rachellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06180614738344530538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169081440512066742007-01-17T19:50:00.000-05:002007-01-17T19:50:00.000-05:00Snapper: Ahhhhh ... silent but deadly!Wonder Woman...Snapper: Ahhhhh ... silent but deadly!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: What IS J'onn's fascination with Ernest Borgnine anyway?<BR/><BR/>Flash: I just realized -- Hal doesn't have toes, he has spatulas.<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Boy, that Ant-Man sure is a loser ...<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: It worked! I can make Snapper fart any time I want.<BR/><BR/>Superman: Just another few seconds of x-ray vision, and Hal will be sterile.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Well I'll be damned -- it's Superman's elbow!<BR/><BR/>Batman: This is the best birthday party I've ever had!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169077014462457422007-01-17T18:36:00.000-05:002007-01-17T18:36:00.000-05:00I have to agree with Matt; big extra points for th...I have to agree with Matt; big extra points for that one.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169074810830297282007-01-17T18:00:00.000-05:002007-01-17T18:00:00.000-05:00"Lovely....Absolutely looovely...Who'd believe the...<I>"Lovely....Absolutely looovely...Who'd believe the loooveliness...of meeee."</I><BR/><BR/>You get points for the "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" reference.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169063507050573912007-01-17T14:51:00.000-05:002007-01-17T14:51:00.000-05:00Snapper: How can he perform such amazing heroic st...Snapper: How can he perform such amazing heroic stunts... with such beautiful feat!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: If he'd shut up within the next ten minutes, I can still have enough time to go into town and watch the marching bands at the Happy Harbor vs. Providence high school football game.<BR/><BR/>Flash: I could vibrate my hand into his brainpan... but he may not even notice.<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Platforms! I forgot to get Mera's new shoes while I was in New York... oh man, she's going to kill me.<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: I've shape-shifted into Lex Luthor, and no one even noticed. I may as well be invisible.<BR/><BR/>Superman: Meteor about to hit the planet? No, I used that excuse last week. Lois trapped in quicksand? Hmm... yeah, I think that will work.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: I don't know what Carrol Ferris sees in this guy. Oh well, at least she's putting out for me.<BR/><BR/>Batman: I hope it's spaghetti night!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169059500691067172007-01-17T13:45:00.000-05:002007-01-17T13:45:00.000-05:00Wonder Woman: I see a little silhouetto of a man! ...Wonder Woman: I see a little silhouetto of a man! Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?<BR/><BR/>Scanpper Carr: Thunderbolt and lightning...very very frightening me...!<BR/><BR/>Flash: Galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo, galileo, figaro...<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Magnifico!<BR/><BR/>Martin Manhunter: But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me!<BR/><BR/>Superman: He's just a poor boy from a poor family! Spare him his life from this monstrosity!<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Easy come easy go,will you let me go?<BR/><BR/>Batman: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!Bullyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11708103213119467419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169031914749950672007-01-17T06:05:00.000-05:002007-01-17T06:05:00.000-05:00"Like, Lantern's the MOST! I'm sent!" *snap* *sn..."Like, Lantern's the MOST! I'm sent!" *snap* *snap*<BR/><BR/>"This is fun, but I can hardly wait until I can change into my secret disguise of...clothes."<BR/><BR/>"Is that...is that fungus? I could take a sample and analyze it in the lab before he even stops yakking. Then again, so could Snapper."<BR/><BR/>"Oh sure--the caption cuts MY head off, but not KAL's."<BR/><BR/>"I can't believe I not only have to see this crap in his head, but I have to listen to it too."<BR/><BR/>"Could I take J'onn? I bet I could take J'onn. No, maybe I couldn't take J'onn. Wait, I probably could take J'onn..."<BR/><BR/>"All the money my corporation dumps into this place, and they can't even get enough chairs for everybody?"<BR/><BR/>"Lovely....Absolutely looovely...Who'd believe the loooveliness...of meeee."<BR/><BR/>"This is great! Hal's lulling drone has kept me from thinking of how my parents were brutally gunned down in a filthy alley for a whole 5 minutes!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169021339504035402007-01-17T03:08:00.000-05:002007-01-17T03:08:00.000-05:00Snapper: Oh! Say it isn't so! The will-deadening b...Snapper: Oh! Say it isn't so! The will-deadening beam?! And you overheard what? How, in heaven's name did you escape Hal?!!!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Hmm... I wonder how far I can roll my eyes back in my head. Oh... woah! I bet this looks totally cool!! I have to get Kal's attention.<BR/><BR/>Flash: What did I have for dinner last night? Pasta? No, that was the night before... <BR/> <BR/>Aquaman: Maybe if I stand like this, the wedgie will work it's way out...<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: Where's a loose ceiling tile when you need one?<BR/><BR/>Superman: This is my noble just-saved-a-baby-from-a-fire face. This is my just-kicked-evils-ass face. This is my remember-kids-drugs-are-bad face.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Speedy?! There must be at least a hundred possible arrow-related sidekick names and the goddamn kid picks Speedy? WTF? <BR/><BR/>Green Lantern: And I would have returned to warn you all sooner, had I not had a treacherous run-in with a suicidal ceiling tile...<BR/><BR/>Batman: My God! What is Wonder Woman doing?! Its like a car-wreck... It's horrific, but I can't look away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169010433037832962007-01-17T00:07:00.000-05:002007-01-17T00:07:00.000-05:00Snapper: Right on! With Hal yapping away, no one ...Snapper: Right on! With Hal yapping away, no one will realize how retarded the idea of the JLA having a mascot is!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Steve Trevor doesn't seem interested anymore. These shorts aren't nearly slutty enough. Maybe I should go for a higher cut. And when Mike Deodato is drawing me, a thong.<BR/><BR/>Flash: The cosmic treadmill seemed like a swell idea until I went into the future and found out I die next month. Sob.<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Right on! With Hal yapping away, no one will realize how retarded the idea of the JLA having Aquaman is!<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: I laugh, but I grow weary of Hal's boasting. And I sense my near-nakedness makes everyone uncomfortable. I want to start my own JLA with my new friends Vibe and Gypsy, but Bruce was smart enough to trademark the name. Ah, well. It was a good dream.<BR/><BR/>Superman: It's been six months, and I still don't get it. How would Luthor benefit by creating a huge, misshapen landmass that no one would ever want to live on? It just doesn't make sense.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: J'onn. I know you can hear my thoughts. Look, I know you said the time you shape-shifted into Power Girl, and we fooled around was a one time thing, but Dinah kicked me out again, and...well, a brother has needs, you know?<BR/><BR/>Batman: Gosh, I love these guys. Just for fun, let me think about how I'd kill each of them.Scotushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15722727764493748172noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169007708069063032007-01-16T23:21:00.000-05:002007-01-16T23:21:00.000-05:00Snapper: I can't get enough of those sweet emeral...Snapper: I can't get enough of those sweet emerald feet!<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Surely my belt symbol will let everyone know, my crotch is greater than everything above it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1169004100887280482007-01-16T22:21:00.000-05:002007-01-16T22:21:00.000-05:00It's so fun I have to play again!Snapper Carr: I w...It's so fun I have to play again!<BR/><BR/>Snapper Carr: I wonder if Ollie is going to be pissed that I sold Speedy my entire stash of black tar heroin?<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: I changed my hairstyle three days ago and none of these bastards have said a thing!<BR/><BR/>The Flash: Batman thinks he's so hot because he has a cooler Rogue's Gallery! I bet his 'tude would change once he found out that a boomerang in the nuts hurts a @#%& more than a @#%&*@ riddle!<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: They say that they're my friends, but I can hear them giggling behind my back. I knew I shouldn't have let Mera talk me into the orange outfit!<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: I wonder if Ollie's going to be pissed that I personally taught Black Canary all of the positions in the Martian Kama Sutra.<BR/><BR/>Superman: By Krypton if they ever knew how many farts I hear per second they'd appreciate why I can't wipe this damn smile off my face. The human digestive system is so freakin' hilarious!<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Goddamn Nixon! I'd sure like to settle his hash!<BR/><BR/>Batman: Why do people keep saying I'm a downer? I can be fun! Look, I'm smiling! I'm a happy guy! Why doesn't anyone love me?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168998864541651742007-01-16T20:54:00.000-05:002007-01-16T20:54:00.000-05:00Snapper: Oh, man, at some point Hal's gonna uncros...Snapper: Oh, man, at some point Hal's gonna uncross those legs, and I'm front row center!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Are these lame-o's really the kind of people you came to the mortal world to hang out with?<BR/><BR/>Flash: What smells like fish? Is it Aquaman, or is it Wonder Woman? And which would be worse?<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Seriously, what WOULD Green Lantern do if I just popped him one in the mouth?<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: Da doo doo doo, de da da da, is all I've got to say to you...<BR/><BR/>Superman: I'll bet I could paint a toaster yellow, and then drop it in Hal's bath before he can even do anything about it.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Is Snapper looking at ME? Oh, man...okay, just smile back, don't blow this!<BR/><BR/>Batman: Heh, I can't wait to get home and see if Dick's wearing that Speedo I bought him!SamuraiFroghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18313259493587442589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168993981341932302007-01-16T19:33:00.000-05:002007-01-16T19:33:00.000-05:00Wonder Woman: "Should I be the one to tell him he'...Wonder Woman: "Should I be the one to tell him he's got ketchup on the side of his mouth?"<BR/><BR/>Snapper: "He's DREAMY!"<BR/><BR/>Flash: "Pretend to look interested, pretend to look interested, pretend..."<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: "What a putz."<BR/><BR/>J'onn: "Damn, those are nice boots. I should buy some like that."<BR/><BR/>Superman: "Starro's invading the Eastern Seaboard and we're all sitting around listening to this idiot?"<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't..."<BR/><BR/>Green Lantern: "Me me me me me me me me"<BR/><BR/>Batman: "Joker... serum... overpowering me... can't... stop... smiling!"Evan Watershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17263250766060234515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168987419017496682007-01-16T17:43:00.000-05:002007-01-16T17:43:00.000-05:00Me, I started laughing aloud when Lex Luthor was r...Me, I started laughing aloud when Lex Luthor was revealed. it's so obvious now that matt pointed it out!Chancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00226145896576592193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168986112811304412007-01-16T17:21:00.000-05:002007-01-16T17:21:00.000-05:00Superman: I'll give Lex five more minutes before I...<I>Superman: I'll give Lex five more minutes before I reveal that my power of Super-Smelling allowed me to smell the green dye, turtle wax and TAG Body Spray.</I><BR/><BR/>and<BR/><BR/><I>Green Arrow: I think I'm going to start growing a beard. Batman doesn't have a beard.</I><BR/><BR/>had me cracking up. I knew I shouldn't have read these during class.Derekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14326906935557548236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168968980364657552007-01-16T12:36:00.000-05:002007-01-16T12:36:00.000-05:00Snapper Carr: Little do they all know that underne...Snapper Carr: Little do they all know that underneath my boyish smile lurks a secret pain I can never share with them!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: When is Zatanna going to get her cute butt over here? This party is a total sausage fest!<BR/><BR/>The Flash: I'm glad Hal's here. He makes me seem interesting.<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: That's it, feel the burn...Stretch those biceps...<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: Snapper's secret pain is so lame! I can't wait until we send him out to get us some lattes and I can make fun of him in front of everyone else!<BR/><BR/>Superman: I'm missing Lawrence Welk for this?<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: I think I'm going to start growing a beard. Batman doesn't have a beard.<BR/><BR/>Batman: Stop smiling, doofus! You're supposed to be the Dark Knight, not Smiley McSmilerson!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168963998297728382007-01-16T11:13:00.000-05:002007-01-16T11:13:00.000-05:00Snapper Carr - Hal's feet are dreamySnapper Carr - Hal's feet are <I>dreamy</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168962622736180412007-01-16T10:50:00.001-05:002007-01-16T10:50:00.001-05:00Flash: I wonder how Green Lantern keeps his boots ...Flash: I wonder how Green Lantern keeps his boots so shiny?<BR/><BR/>Batman: I've heard more believable stories from Robin when I found that copy of Muscle Men Monthly under his mattress.<BR/><BR/>Snapper: That's right, keep boasting; the day will come when I betray you all!<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Blah, blah, blah. I hope I remembered to set the TiVo for "Whose Wedding Is It Anyway"!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168962609852589232007-01-16T10:50:00.000-05:002007-01-16T10:50:00.000-05:00Snapper: Oh Green Lantern - why does staring at yo...Snapper: Oh Green Lantern - why does staring at your perfect feet give me such pleasure?<BR/><BR/>Wonder Woman: Aquaman has such terrible posture!<BR/><BR/>The Flash: WonderifIrisisupforanoonerIthinkI'llgoseeWOWthatwasgreat!<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: Sure, he's smug now. But wait until he finds out where the octopus is hiding...<BR/><BR/>"Martian Manhunter": The fools! They don't realize that I, Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mastermind in the world, have abducted the Martain and painted myself green so I can impersonate him and bring down the Justice League once and for all!<BR/><BR/>Superman: I'll give Lex five more minutes before I reveal that my power of Super-Smelling allowed me to smell the green dye, turtle wax and TAG Body Spray.<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: When he's done, I'm gonna lean over like this and do my Long John Silver voice. Arrrrr!<BR/><BR/>Batman: Bastards! First time I ever smile and none of them notice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1168961015826574502007-01-16T10:23:00.000-05:002007-01-16T10:23:00.000-05:00Wonder Woman: Boy, Aquaman sure likes to show off ...Wonder Woman: Boy, Aquaman sure likes to show off his guns, doesn't he? What a dork.<BR/><BR/>Snapper Carr: Hal Jordan is such a dreamboat! Sigh! Will he ever notice a normal man like me?<BR/><BR/>Flash: Man, Hal's feet stink!<BR/><BR/>Aquaman: I sure hope Wonder Woman notices my guns, because this is pretty uncomfortable!<BR/><BR/>Martian Manhunter: I wonder if I should alter my look...perhaps make my forehead stick out more...what's Hal talking about, again?<BR/><BR/>Superman: Enjoy the spotlight while you can, you fool!<BR/><BR/>Green Arrow: Geez, can't a brother get a chair? Even the Atom got one!<BR/><BR/>Batman: Gee, whiz! I love my life! I love to hang around and smile like an empty-headed toolbox! Oh, is Hal talking about something?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com