tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post114293959631088594..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Tranquiliz-GlobesScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142999599305083802006-03-21T22:53:00.000-05:002006-03-21T22:53:00.000-05:00Thank you, Jeff R. Thank you Scipio, for introduci...Thank you, Jeff R. Thank you Scipio, for introducing me to the <A HREF="http://members.shaw.ca/legion_of_super-heroes/equipment/" REL="nofollow">Planetary Chance Machine</A>.<BR/><BR/>I now know joy like I have never known before.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14772087090448461047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142999545704482082006-03-21T22:52:00.000-05:002006-03-21T22:52:00.000-05:00Scipio, I've been listening to Big Monkey Radio --...Scipio, I've been listening to Big Monkey Radio -- it's excellent. Any plans to do a podcast? It would be excellent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142995466229370502006-03-21T21:44:00.000-05:002006-03-21T21:44:00.000-05:00Can you feel the waves?Tranquiliz baking my brain,...Can you feel the waves?<BR/>Tranquiliz baking my brain,<BR/>Maybe Bush was rightAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142992640646187162006-03-21T20:57:00.000-05:002006-03-21T20:57:00.000-05:00Any reference to the Planetary Chance Machine auto...Any reference to the Planetary Chance Machine <B>automatically</B> wins.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142981269200220662006-03-21T17:47:00.000-05:002006-03-21T17:47:00.000-05:00Note that there's only four syllables in "lavatory...Note that there's only four syllables in "lavatory".<BR/><BR/>My meter weeps.<BR/><BR/>Please add "gown" to that line if you're so inclined.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142981138057203022006-03-21T17:45:00.000-05:002006-03-21T17:45:00.000-05:00The yellow bathrobe:A thirtieth centuryLavatory?(S...The yellow bathrobe:<BR/>A thirtieth century<BR/>Lavatory?<BR/><BR/>(Sorry, the typo "change out of his bathroom" screams for interpretation as "wearable toilets--OF THE FUTURE!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142977140448391702006-03-21T16:39:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:39:00.000-05:00To fully enjoyTranquiliz-Globes, don't forget:Doff...To fully enjoy<BR/>Tranquiliz-Globes, don't forget:<BR/>Doff your tin-foil hat.<BR/><BR/><BR/>You can trust your brain<BR/>To the man in the yellow<BR/>Bathrobe! Dig his globes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142977062583257342006-03-21T16:37:00.000-05:002006-03-21T16:37:00.000-05:00(Globes and planets: my!In the future, everyonecan...(Globes and planets: my!<BR/>In the future, everyone<BR/>can be Hal Jordan)Jeff R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00893541435938915895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142969857886747422006-03-21T14:37:00.000-05:002006-03-21T14:37:00.000-05:00Headaches caused by thePlanetary Chance MachineCur...Headaches caused by the<BR/>Planetary Chance Machine<BR/>Cured by microwaves.Jeff R.https://www.blogger.com/profile/00893541435938915895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142969092759161292006-03-21T14:24:00.000-05:002006-03-21T14:24:00.000-05:00How did I get byWithout my Tranquiliz-Globe?Oh, ye...How did I get by<BR/>Without my Tranquiliz-Globe?<BR/>Oh, yeah! My brain worked!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142964475423930542006-03-21T13:07:00.000-05:002006-03-21T13:07:00.000-05:00Serenity now!Tranquiliz-Globes nuke your brain.Hap...Serenity now!<BR/>Tranquiliz-Globes nuke your brain.<BR/>Happy Festivus!Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15001530336692435773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142963995689747602006-03-21T12:59:00.000-05:002006-03-21T12:59:00.000-05:00Tranquiliz-Globes steepedIn chamomile and incense....Tranquiliz-Globes steeped<BR/>In chamomile and incense.<BR/>No, really. Honest.Cantonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02956152287462622500noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142962982639121862006-03-21T12:43:00.000-05:002006-03-21T12:43:00.000-05:00I was so delightfully bemused I forgot to haiku ea...I was so delightfully bemused I forgot to haiku earlier.<BR/><BR/>My Tranquliz-Globes<BR/>Relax your minds; plus there's the<BR/>Roofies I slipped you.Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142959287774223002006-03-21T11:41:00.000-05:002006-03-21T11:41:00.000-05:00Mother's Lil' Helper:New! Keep your overworked bra...Mother's Lil' Helper:<BR/>New! Keep your overworked brain <BR/>Enthralled by big balls!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142956273584182152006-03-21T10:51:00.000-05:002006-03-21T10:51:00.000-05:00I'm relaxing whilecooking my brain in my skull.Tha...I'm relaxing while<BR/>cooking my brain in my skull.<BR/>Thanks Tranquiliz-Globes!<BR/><BR/><I>Warning: Using Tranquiliz-Globes may result in nausea, diarrhea, headache, upset stomach, liver failure, sexual side effects, or death.<BR/><BR/>Before using Tranquiliz-Globes, tell your doctor if you have cholecystitis, biliary obstruction, gallstone pancreatitis, or biliary-gastrointestinal fistula.<BR/><BR/>Tranquiliz-Globes should not be used by women who are nursing, pregnant, or may become pregnant.</I><BR/><BR/>Tranquiliz-Globes is a subsidiary of Kenmore.Jakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09121753196275244950noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142955277698587522006-03-21T10:34:00.000-05:002006-03-21T10:34:00.000-05:00Cross reference with the "Orbs" from Woody Allen's...Cross reference with the "Orbs" from Woody Allen's "Sleeper"Shawn Levasseurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12189939336684616140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142949552324415922006-03-21T08:59:00.000-05:002006-03-21T08:59:00.000-05:00Dangling, vibratingballs. No wonder ElementLad is ...Dangling, vibrating<BR/>balls. No wonder Element<BR/>Lad is never home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142945595981633072006-03-21T07:53:00.000-05:002006-03-21T07:53:00.000-05:00Become so relaxedThat you don't notice the stencho...Become so relaxed<BR/>That you don't notice the stench<BR/>of microwaved brainsMarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01362645122945251958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142944001176169252006-03-21T07:26:00.000-05:002006-03-21T07:26:00.000-05:00Hee! That's got to be some Jerry Siegel dialog. H...Hee! That's got to be some Jerry Siegel dialog. He enjoyed using... ellipses!Jeremy Rizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08480479249595700846noreply@blogger.com