tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post113111690144960010..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Lessons from VibeScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-6752764943299089452022-12-02T16:47:55.082-05:002022-12-02T16:47:55.082-05:00" Has he created an 8.5 earthquake before? W..." Has he created an 8.5 earthquake before? Where?'<br /><br />Let's just say he has an unlimited account at Mattress Discounter.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12112155718721908876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131675211941852592005-11-10T21:13:00.000-05:002005-11-10T21:13:00.000-05:00"The only other breakdance-fighting I can remember..."The only other breakdance-fighting I can remember was in Zoolander."<BR/><BR/>What? Ever played Tekken? Capoeira, man, capoeira.Jarlsberg's Chosenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13534668097968123394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131232481807779772005-11-05T18:14:00.000-05:002005-11-05T18:14:00.000-05:00I noticed that "El/Los" thing myself, mostly becau...I noticed that "El/Los" thing myself, mostly because I desperately wanted to make a "Los Lobos kick your ass/Los Lobos kick your face/Los Lobos kick your balls/Into outer space" joke. DC editorial clearly threw proper Spanish to the wind so I couldn't quote Short Circuit 2.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15681540647028985792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131202509360066302005-11-05T09:55:00.000-05:002005-11-05T09:55:00.000-05:00That Black Lightning costume looks like one of Lig...That Black Lightning costume looks like one of Lightning Lads suits.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131194444732220622005-11-05T07:40:00.000-05:002005-11-05T07:40:00.000-05:00Man, where can I learn to fight like Vibe? That "...Man, where can I learn to fight like Vibe? That "behold the power of my inverted crotch" move Scipio posted is <I>badass.</I><BR/><BR/>The only other breakdance-fighting I can remember was in <I>Zoolander</I>. Vibe definately takes the whole idea to another level.<BR/><BR/>Does he carry a piece of cardboard with him, so he can bust a move wherever he goes? I've always wondered.Harvey Jerkwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118848012122050416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131173775234158512005-11-05T01:56:00.000-05:002005-11-05T01:56:00.000-05:00No way, those aren't ironing creases - they're tho...No way, those aren't ironing creases - they're those origami toilet-paper foldovers that maids leave in hotel bathrooms!Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02650178982186311590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131172599776923722005-11-05T01:36:00.000-05:002005-11-05T01:36:00.000-05:00"Could someone please clue me in so that I can han..."Could someone please clue me in so that I can hang out with the cool kids?"<BR/><BR/>Vibe's real power is his ability to generate intense levels of pure camp. Vibe is Kitschiest One There Is!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131171676134572112005-11-05T01:21:00.000-05:002005-11-05T01:21:00.000-05:00Not only do the gangsters not tuck their shirts in...Not only do the gangsters <I>not</I> tuck their shirts in, they have huge diagonal creases in them! Holy ironing faux pas!Deshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11254545092911234284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131167301986927622005-11-05T00:08:00.000-05:002005-11-05T00:08:00.000-05:00The first panel has Vibe claiming he can cause a e...The first panel has Vibe claiming he can cause a earthquake measuring 8.5 on the Richter scale. How does he know this? Has he created an 8.5 earthquake before? Where? <BR/><BR/>And for a guy who brags about the size of his earthquakes, Vibe is no seismologist. A real earthquake-creating seismologist would talk of his quakes on the <I>intensity scale</I>, which measures the strength of an earthquake, not the magniturde of the energy released. <BR/><BR/>Sorry, Scipio, but I think Vibe's just a big poseur.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131165507189056792005-11-04T23:38:00.000-05:002005-11-04T23:38:00.000-05:00I hate being the new guy who is forced to ask the ...I hate being the new guy who is forced to ask the dumb obvious questions, but...<BR/><BR/>Do we:<BR/><BR/>a) like Vibe, because he's a ridiculous, campy absurd figure who makes us laugh?<BR/><BR/>or <BR/><BR/>b) hate Vibe, because he's an annoying, contrived stereotype that makes us cringe?<BR/><BR/>I mean, is everyone else (not Scipio) totally clear on this issue? Because it's not clear to me at all. And from the comments I read, I'm not sure it's clear to the rest of you either...<BR/><BR/>Could someone please clue me in so that I can hang out with the cool kids?<BR/><BR/>Thanks,<BR/>RoelAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131150307374427772005-11-04T19:25:00.000-05:002005-11-04T19:25:00.000-05:00A friend of mine was telling me about her big vibe...A friend of mine was telling me about her big vibe, but that was months before this issue came out. She must have gotten a review copy or something, but she certainly seemed as excited about it as you folks are. <BR/><BR/>Verification Word: Sggotjh...sounds like something out of a Lovecraft book.Tom Fosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13796424725228769265noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1131148689779756362005-11-04T18:58:00.000-05:002005-11-04T18:58:00.000-05:00I am so happy for you that Vibe is getting some no...I am so happy for you that Vibe is getting some non-DCU attention.<BR/><BR/>And that he's so huge! I don't know why. Just vibe. And huge. <BR/><BR/>It all works.naladahchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105525754360171571noreply@blogger.com