tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post113046465185731233..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Simon's SnakeScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130513786420438182005-10-28T10:36:00.000-05:002005-10-28T10:36:00.000-05:00Just what the heck was Bob Haney on, anyway?With e...<I>Just what the heck was Bob Haney <B>on</B>, anyway?</I><BR/><BR/>With every Metamorpho story I read, I ask that question more & more. It's brilliant, messed-up stuff.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130510493428783872005-10-28T09:41:00.000-05:002005-10-28T09:41:00.000-05:00Simon Stagg is where Voldemort got all his ideas f...<I>Simon Stagg is where Voldemort got all his ideas from.</I><BR/><BR/>Not only that, Wolverine stole his haircut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130507994381159982005-10-28T08:59:00.000-05:002005-10-28T08:59:00.000-05:00Wow. I just...wow.Thank you, Harvey. Because of a...Wow. I just...<BR/><BR/>wow.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Harvey. Because of all you Absorbacommandos, I learn something new every day.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130507239289018812005-10-28T08:47:00.000-05:002005-10-28T08:47:00.000-05:00Whoop--tag problems. The movie is called both "So...Whoop--tag problems. <BR/><BR/>The movie is called both "Soul Vengeance" and "Welcome Home Brother Charles." Either way, it's terrible. Yet you cannot turn away...<BR/><BR/>There are supposed to be two links; one on the name of the movie and one on "plot in detail." The second link provides screencaps of this magnum...opus.<BR/><BR/>Please excuse the double post. Dang HTML tags.Harvey Jerkwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118848012122050416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130506984805271222005-10-28T08:43:00.000-05:002005-10-28T08:43:00.000-05:00For all you film fans out there, Stagg's "twenty-f...For all you film fans out there, Stagg's "twenty-foot long strangling lap snake" reminded me of a classic of crap cinema:<BR/><BR/>Jamaa Fanaka's <A HREF="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073735" REL="nofollow"/> also known as "Welcome Home, Brother Charles."<BR/><BR/>I would <A HREF="http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/S/soul_vengeance.html" REL="nofollow">explain the plot in detail</A>, but modesty forbids. All I will say is that the protagonist of "Soul Vengeance" disposes of his enemies by strangling them with his...twenty-foot long lap snake...and he doesn't have a pet. Ahem.<BR/><BR/>Despite this premise, the movie is played straight as a heart attack. It's supposed to be a political statement. I believe the phrase "you must see it to believe it" applies to this movie.<BR/><BR/>(Sorry to move away from comics. Simon's priapic antic flooded me with memories of the movie. Let us never speak of it again.)Harvey Jerkwaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07118848012122050416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130504732257907052005-10-28T08:05:00.000-05:002005-10-28T08:05:00.000-05:00Simon Stagg is where Voldemort got all his ideas f...Simon Stagg is where Voldemort got all his ideas from.<BR/><BR/>Well, the snake-strangling–your–minions–ideas.Bullyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11708103213119467419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1130496612941502932005-10-28T05:50:00.000-05:002005-10-28T05:50:00.000-05:00Compensate much Simon?Compensate much Simon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com