tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post112532967568082268..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: The Power of IntropositionScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1142400514048225942006-03-15T00:28:00.000-05:002006-03-15T00:28:00.000-05:00"Hi, I'm Jon. I'm smiling now, but don't piss me o..."Hi, I'm Jon. I'm smiling now, but don't piss me off. And I like your sister/girlfriend/wife/mother/aunt/cousin/boss/co-worker/sidekick/partner/Earth-XX couterpart with the incredibly bouncy chest."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125582610813294752005-09-01T08:50:00.000-05:002005-09-01T08:50:00.000-05:00"I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because..."I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125582540098059612005-09-01T08:49:00.000-05:002005-09-01T08:49:00.000-05:00This really reminded me of a scene in Anchorman. "...This really reminded me of a scene in Anchorman. <BR/>"People call me the Bry man. I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125577150632102462005-09-01T07:19:00.000-05:002005-09-01T07:19:00.000-05:00JP, I want you in MY supporting cast!JP, I want you in MY supporting cast!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125556928686507232005-09-01T01:42:00.000-05:002005-09-01T01:42:00.000-05:00'Hi, I'm JP. I use many vocabulary words during pe...'Hi, I'm JP. I use many vocabulary words during perfectly normal conversations, which will help your comic seem educational, and provide a perfect set-up for your witty rejoinders. Sometimes I know strange pieces of normally unwanted trivia that may provide vital clues at opportune moments. See I just used a vocabulary word ha ha. Also I am easy to draw. Will I do?'JPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01544406500208399638noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125521628934186672005-08-31T15:53:00.000-05:002005-08-31T15:53:00.000-05:00"Hi, I'm John Biles. My purpose in your superhero..."Hi, I'm John Biles. My purpose in your superheroic life is to provide historical exposition so you don't actually wipe out humanity in your time travel adventures and to provide hours of role-playing enjoyment in your secret identity which I will pretend not to figure out so you don't worry about me. But don't ask me to eat Mexican food or people will start dying."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125519221908044782005-08-31T15:13:00.000-05:002005-08-31T15:13:00.000-05:00Tom Curry. I spend my nights hopping from DC dinne...Tom Curry. I spend my nights hopping from DC dinner party to DC dinner party, intropositioning like mad because I'm generally the only gay guy, the only comic geek, the only writer, and the only non-government employee in the room. Invite me to your next party and I'll happily answer even the most thoughtless, condescending questions about cocks, comics, Calvino and constituents with verve and aplomb, and, if the vodka tonic is strong enough, no small amount of elan.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125510895050774022005-08-31T12:54:00.000-05:002005-08-31T12:54:00.000-05:00Oh, pshaw, Devon! I think you're VERY threatening...Oh, pshaw, Devon! <BR/><BR/>I think you're <B>VERY</B> threatening, so there!Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125508185061429572005-08-31T12:09:00.000-05:002005-08-31T12:09:00.000-05:00"Hey, I'm Devon. I'll be your Black friend in your..."Hey, I'm Devon. I'll be your Black friend in your sitcom of a life. I'll roll my eyes alot and talk about what White people do that Black people don't do. Could I be any less threatening? If so, let me know."Devon Sandershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08223057696498728357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125504745933504442005-08-31T11:12:00.000-05:002005-08-31T11:12:00.000-05:00"Hi, I'm Scipio Garling, a dog-friendly go-getter,..."Hi, I'm Scipio Garling, a dog-friendly go-getter, with the same attitude towards my comics as towards my men: the bad ones can be as much fun as the good ones!"Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125501641951746862005-08-31T10:20:00.000-05:002005-08-31T10:20:00.000-05:00"Hi, I'm Chris! I'm a cynical yet tenderhearted dr..."Hi, I'm Chris! I'm a cynical yet tenderhearted dreamer with the soul of a poet, the language of a sailor, and an intimidating countenance that belies my inner softie!"<BR/><BR/>Er, or something like that.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01346148754086281062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125498923229358292005-08-31T09:35:00.000-05:002005-08-31T09:35:00.000-05:00Hi, I'm Shon Richards. Too much blog reading and ...Hi, I'm Shon Richards. Too much blog reading and not enough of my own writing crushes my hopes every night. How are you?Shon Richardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17575804400275943927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1125498791075267112005-08-31T09:33:00.000-05:002005-08-31T09:33:00.000-05:00It isn't pretty but if something sucks I will most...It isn't pretty but if something sucks I will most definitely alert others. I've also developed my own Nalaspeak for this which most of my friends now know.<BR/><BR/>But I don't think I've ever say my name out loud even in a comic panel!naladahchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02105525754360171571noreply@blogger.com