Tuesday, July 02, 2013

The Harvey Dent Show!

So, as the kids say, "this just happened":

Jonah Hex is not only in the present day DCU, he's incarcerated in Arkham Aslyum. I mean, what else would you do with a facially disfigured trigger-happy killer in the weird outfit?

Of course... you know what this means, don't you?  That it's all just a set-up for some much needed, long-missing light-hearted sit-comedy-of-errors, right?

Yes, it's time for...

THE HARVEY DENT SHOW!



Meet Jonah, who's been across the land
From
Zachary
to Casa Grand.


But Harvey's only seen the sights
a crook can see on Gotham nights--

What a crazy pair!

But they're cellmates,
Identical cellmates all the way.

One pair of matching killers,
Different as night and day.

Where Jonah adores a victim dead,

The bounty hunt,

and severed heads,


Our Harvey loves to rob and stole,
A scarred coin makes him lose control --

What a wild duet!


Still, they're cellmates,
Identical cellmates and you'll find,


They laugh alike,


they ride alike,


At times they even smoke alike --


You can lose your mind,
When cellmates




are two of a kind.

Sunday, June 30, 2013